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"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
    - H. G. Wells (1866-2010

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
    - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
    - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
    - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

"His ignorance is encyclopedic"
    - Abba Eban (1915-2002)

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
    - General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

"Political correctness is tyranny with manners."
    - Charlton Heston (1924-)

"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality."
    - Ayn Rand (1905-1982)

"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."
    - Robert Pirsig (1948-)

"Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer."
    - Saint Thomas Moore (1478-1535)

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
    - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
    - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
    - Saint Augustine (354-430)

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
    - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
    - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you."
    - Leon Trotsky (1879-1940)

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
    - Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
    - Richard Dawkins (1941-)

"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."
    - Emile Zola (1840-1902)

"This book fills a much-needed gap."
    - Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review

"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence."
    - definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart."
    - e e cummings (1894-1962)

"Give me a museum and I'll fill it."
    - Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

"Assassins!"
    - Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestra

"I'll moider da bum."
    - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is."
    - Yogi Berra

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
    - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."
    - Rene Descartes (1596-1650), "Discours de la Methode"

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
    - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."
    - Henry Ford (1863-1947)

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
    - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
    - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
    - George Burns (1896-1996)