ip007

- Hello there! I am Ivan Yakimenko and you have entered my profile - beware of the danger!

One beautiful day, for no particular reason, I decided to become a member of this site. With that came the alias ip007, which I had never used before. The IP part is the first two initials of my name and the "007" - that many of you have asked me about - has nothing to do with James Bond. It just came to me like lightning from a clear sky.

I love the number 7, so I added that to IP so it said ip7, but that didn't look well so I added a zero in between. Now it looked better, ip07, but a bit to short so I figured that if I can have one zero then I can make it a double-0 and voila - ip007..

- I have many interests - so much to do and so little time. I manage my own Web site which involves news and information about The Battle for Middle-earth games, and other LOTR content.

Though many might think I am the gamer type, I don't have a proper console, in fact I would say that I hate consoles on to some degree. The PC is not the fastest or latest one so I don't get the chance to play games. Though I own some games from the past..

Mostly I am occupied with projects for school - presentations and such. My site takes some of my time, I write news and read news that are game related. GameSpot is a great site for that kind of thing.

In school, my favourite class has to be mathematics, it's nice and easy with a great deal of logic thinking. In second place comes physics. I hate, or I should say, "I am not fond of" learning languages..
Sometimes I like to go bicycling and swimming, but I prefer to play football - no, not bloody American football where you hardly kick the ball - but the fine game of real football.
Another sport that I also like is snooker, well I watch snooker and love to play pool.

Of course I like to watch movies, so here's a list for ya:

- Forrest Gump
- The Dark Knight
- Lord of War
- The Prestige
- 3:10 to Yuma
- Ratatouille
- The Last Samurai
- Gangs of New York
- Threehundred (300)
- Blood Diamond
- Children of Men
- The Departed
- Of Mice and Men
- Enemy at the Gates
- Casino Royale
- Pirates of the Caribbean I; II and III
- Transformers
- Gladiator
- No Country for Old Men
- The Last King of Scotland
- Face Off
- A Few Good Men
- Jurassic Park
- Iron Man
- X-men
- LOTR trilogy
- Star Wars
- Harry Potter
- Arn - Tempelriddaren
- Mindhunters
- SAW II
- Braveheart
- Sorority Boys
- Snatch
- I Am Legend
- Apocalypto
- Superbad
- Bowfinger
- The Tailor of Panama
- Spider-man trilogy
- Batman Begins
- The Count of Monte Cristo
- Matrix ...

- Useful links for you:

GameSpot
My own Middle-earth Blog
My homepage
The Official site of the game LOTR: TBFME
And my Middle-earth Blog forum, there you can get help with TBFME and ask everything you want!

      -        På Irland fanns det till helt nyligen ett flera hundra år gammalt kloster. Reglerna var sådana att munkarna bara fick tala en dag om året – den 26 maj. Och den dagen var det bara en enda munk som fick yttra sig.
Nu var det den 26 maj och den munk som stod på tur att tala reste sig vid matbordet och sa:
”Jag avskyr potatismoset på det här stället. Det är alltid så klimpigt.”
Sen satte han sig ner och på nytt härskade tystnaden mellan klostrets väggar under ett helt år.
Så var på nytt den stora dagen inne. En annan munk reste sig och sa: ”Jag gillar potatismoset. Det är min älsklingsrätt. Jag längtar alltid till den dagen när vi får potatismos.”
Så följde ännu ett år av tystnad mellan klostervalven. Sommaren blev höst, vintern gav vika för våren. Till slut kom dagen då en tredje munk fick yttra sig. Alla lyssnade med spänning:
”Jag flyttar omedelbart härifrån. Jag står inte ut med att jämt och ständigt höra er kivas och bråka om maten.” Med de orden lämnade han bordet och gick ut genom klosterparken för att aldrig mer återkomma. Efter den händelsen skrev klostrets föreståndare ett anslag. På det stod:
1 Potatismos stryks från matsedeln.
2 Ordet får inte nämnas den 26 maj nästa år.

Mouth of Sauron (" My master Sauron the Great bids thee welcome! ")
Steven Hendry (Best snooker player I know!)
Yoda (" Dark it becomes ... ... over, this fight is not ... ")
Gandalf the Grey/White (" A wizard is never late Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. ")
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine (" The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. ")
Alexander "Lex" Luthor (" I am the villain of this story! " - "  Don't wound what you cannot kill! ")

Gamling: Every villager able to wield a sword has been sent to the armory... my lord?
Theoden: Who am I, Gamling?
Gamling: You are our king, sire.
Theoden: And do you trust your king?
Gamling: Your men, my Lord, will follow you to whatever end.
Theoden: To whatever end...
Theoden: Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow. How did it come to this?

The Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm gonna give it to them.

The Joker: Starting tonight... people will die. I'm a man of my word.
[laughs]

Bruce Wayne: I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred Pennyworth: You crossed the line first, sir. You hammered them. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand. Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

The Joker: It's all... part of the plan.

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to show it... to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

[a large part of Greivous's ship breaks away]
R2-D2: [beeps] Uh-oh.
Anakin Skywalker: We lost something.
Obi-Wan: Not to worry. We're still flying half a ship.

Drill Sergeant: "Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?"
Forrest Gump: "To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!"
Drill Sergeant: "God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people..."

Agent Thompson: You.
Agent Smith: Yes, me.
[turns Thompson into another Smith]
Agent Smith: Me... me... me...
Agent Smith Clone: Me too.

Angelus: No weapons, no friends, no hope. Take all that away, and what's left?
Buffy: Me.

Snoop Dog (" It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people. ")
Albus Dumbledore (" Dark times lay ahead Harry, soon we must choose between what is right and what is easy ... ")
- "What we've got here is a failure to communicate." -
Carl Denham (" Defeat is always momentary! ")
- "There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't." -

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